mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via pizza)

the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

(via vanillaspeech)

theafrocentrics:

trebled-negrita-princess:

kdoggdeadoralive:

That smile at the end assures me that I should try this

people become fucking engineers when they smoke I swear

You seen all that smoke come out tho? How many blunts is that?

theafrocentrics:

trebled-negrita-princess:

kdoggdeadoralive:

That smile at the end assures me that I should try this

people become fucking engineers when they smoke I swear

You seen all that smoke come out tho? How many blunts is that?

(Source: warlordjimmeh, via vanillaspeech)

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*

Me: Please don't be 6am

*1;48am*

Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!

*Shoves face back into pillow*

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

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